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Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 33 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,260 Points

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 9/16/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 9/16/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 7/27/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet 10 Points Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Charged With Battery 50 Points Finish two thirds of the levels.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
The End The Game 100 Points Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/440 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 6/9/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 6/9/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 12/31/09
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 12/31/09
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 12/31/09
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster Unlocked 12/31/09
100 Points
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 5/6/12
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney 5 Points Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth 10 Points Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

StrawberyClock Smackdown

Traveling Unlocked 12/31/11
5 Points
Went right.
You cannot kill Strawberry Clock 5 Points Get a game over.
Pop Your Berry 10 Points Use the B power for the first time.
King of the Portal 25 Points Defeated ki1o.
Satisfied Customer 25 Points Bought every item in the Clock Mart

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Colorpicker Unlocked 9/4/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Junior Artist Unlocked 9/4/12
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Umad? Unlocked 9/4/12
5 Points
Found the hidden troll face.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Randomizer 5 Points Started a game with a random user.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)

The Interview Codex

Knowledge Peeker Unlocked 9/1/13
5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
FUL of P Unlocked 9/1/13
10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
DEAD! 5 Points there all dead
EDD's 5 Points World
Hans off! 5 Points Can't touch this.
HE WOBBLES... 5 Points but he doesn't fall down
KFC 5 Points who you call'n chicken?
Knowledge Creeper 5 Points Visit the codex 10 times.
Knowledge Seeker 5 Points Visit the codex 50 times.
Mariachi Mang 5 Points ¿Dónde está mi cerveza
only $5 each 5 Points there you go... good bye!
orsppA 5 Points ???
Paradox 5 Points Who will interview the interviewmen?
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points ...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points I'm almost done.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points He will always be to me...

Medals Earned: 2/25 (15/140 points)

The Room Tribute

Payback Unlocked 9/7/10
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Rainmaker Unlocked 9/7/10
25 Points
Make it rain!
The Machine Unlocked 9/7/10
50 Points
Activate it.
Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING.
Pusher 25 Points Push the hardest.
Runner 25 Points Win the race.
The Room 25 Points Find it.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points Catch the ball every time.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (100/495 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/26/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)